by: Areeba N. Alam
Chapter one: This Lady Should Quit!
once upon a lovely time there was a lovely lady named Minnow Cholesterol. “Claudie has 14 siblings, each sibling ate 5 slices of pizza. each pizza has 8 slices. how many pizzas did the family buy?” Mrs. Cholesterol said
Feline decided to raise her hand
bad choice
“Yes feline?” Mrs. Cholesterol said, the calmest voice she could do
“its actually a question
“Say it”
Mrs. Cholesterol was getting frustrated, as Feline was the class clown.
“Why are they eating so much pizza!” Feline responded
Mrs. Cholesterol wanted to eat her (she didn’t)
Instead, Mrs. Cholesterol called on Boots
He responded in a calm voice “200,000” and then started giggling
Mrs. Cholesterol poured water Boots
Or, at least in her mind
she was getting furious
so furious, she accidentally pulled the fire alarm
Suddenly the sprinklers went off and everyone evacuated
Chapter two: Microwave Monday
Mrs. Cholesterol wanted to get revenge on this class so she sent Microwave Monday for the mission, she rewarded her with goldfish. Baddie, the new boy, was currently in his depression state. Graphite comforted him by eating pencil graphite. (Just to let you know, do not eat pencil graphite, it can cause cancer). There was something about Nosey too. Why was he on weird level 10? he is usually on weird level 15. Microwave Monday was also very weird, but that’s because of the plan. Oh my, I forgot, Microwave Monday was the class pet. You should probably keep distance from that cat. Only if you are a newbie. Mrs. Cholesterol learned the hard way.
Once upon a time, in a distant land, at Pirate’s Booty Pet Shop, Mrs Cholesterol came, in search of the perfect class pet. she had went through rough challenges like waking up in the morning, eating her husband’s inedible food, driving thirty minutes straight, and getting inside with out sleeping. She spotted this one cat, at first named Triana. she decided to take her out of the cage. Bad Idea to be honest. she went through another challenge, adoption. after that she took her home and found out she was actually a fairy.
OK, so maybe she wasn’t, but what’s the fun in that? then came the torture. Microwave Monday decided to scratch their daughters, Vivianne and Maryam. They were crying all through the day. (the day dragged on forever) a week later, the adventure ended. The family was more happy than sad. Microwave Monday from then on was the class pet.
Now here was the plan, Microwave Monday had to scratch the kid that is the least well-behaved. TBH, all of them were very ill-mannered. This made the job very hard. Feline was the least well behaved but Microwave Monday liked her. Mainly because she brings microwaved food on Mondays. She picked the next unpleasant mannered person, which was Nosey. Nosey was crying on the floor, Mrs Cholesterol acted like there were no bandages. Then the next day, which was Thursday, he stole 5 people’s lunches. On Friday, he made a whoopee cushion and put it in someone’s chair. On Monday, no changes happened. Their plan was a flop.
Chapter three: baddie, thew new boy
Baddie missed his old school, because he can. (after all, he was in his depression state). He liked this school way better. Mainly because he can. Everyone here mistakes him for a girl, after all, baddies are supposed to be girls. Baddie loves food, especially donuts. but he likes savory food too. Maybe he likes burgers, but we don’t really know, as he has never told us. you would think his fingers are butter fingers. and, obviously, you would be right.
Beatrice, his sister, treated him like plaque. Mainly because she can. Baddie watches Kiki’s world because he can. Takis was always calling his name, that’s why there was never Takis at the grocery store. He loved video games, mainly because he can. he was super good at them. he crushed his friend, Thomas, from his old school, in The strongest batle grownds, (it isn’t even spelled right.) He had a crush, (crush meaning he wanted to crush them), on Julia kin tow from his old school. here is his text messages.
Once upon a time, there lived, in a cottage, Baddie Billiard. He and his Fiancé, Frankly Finance, wished for a daughter, as white as snow, named Beatrice (He doesn’t have a fiancé, this is 3rd grade). The daughter had to have beautiful blue eyes, tangerine orange hair, and hair as soft as snow. as they wished, they got a daughter, but not exactly as they wanted. First, they got a daughter that was midtone, and the daughter had beady black eyes, as black as void. Her hair was brown and looked like melted chocolate, and her hair was like hard toothbrush bristles and germy potatoes. then he remembered
he forgot to put roses on his wife’s dad’s dad’s dad’s dad’s grave. As a consequence, her dad’s dad’s dad’s dad’s ghost was punishing the unfortunate family. well, look on the bright side, at least you got a daughter
Dear reader,
my sister is more beady than you think
she told all this to whoever wrote this
Chapter four coming soon
best regards,
Baddie Billiard